There are many things that are certain on the Internet. One of those things is that Chuck Norris is a cyber-idol. Another is that people will never cease to surprise me with how creative they can be. You may or may not know it, but Google offers up some very helpful (and sometimes funny) suggestions while you search and these suggestions are based on common search queries. After remembering some really funny suggested search phrases people found, I thought I’d see what I could find on my own.
Chuck Norris can…
We’ve all heard it before. Chuck Norris is a god and can do anything. What I wasn’t aware of is some of the creatively specific things people on the Internet are convinced he’s capable of. My second favorite is “Chuck Norris can divide by zero”.
My teeth…
The rest weren’t funny, but seethrough? Really? I think you should get that looked at. And how many people typed that in to make Google suggest it?
I smell like…
Some of this is gross, but maple syrup? Kinky.
I laughed so hard I…
Surely it’s a song lyric or title, but that fact that this “I laughed so hard I…” phrase made me laugh earned it a spot here.
What’s your favorite of the ones above? Have you found your own? Share in the comments!
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