Archive for May, 2009

42 Must-Read Tweets

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

For a while now, I’ve been collecting tweets that either made me laugh or made me think. I thought I’d share them with you today.

Pick out your favorite and send the URL of this post to its author : http://lnk.gd/2t

  • ted murphytedmurphy when life hands you lemons add vodka, ice and a little umbrella. from web

  • Meg Fowlermegfowler the more drama you bring to the table, the less room there is for anything valuable. from web

  • ted murphytedmurphy If you can talk someone out of being an entrepreneur they shouldn’t be one in the first place. from Tweetie

  • Lucretia M PruittGeekMommy Based on the gibberish in most blog comment spam? I can only assume the spammers are taking the pills before trying to sell them from web

  • Tim O'Reillytimoreilly “The US Constitution does not guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it.” Benjamin Franklin #quotes from twhirl

  • ted murphytedmurphy I am wearing pants today and I am not happy about it. from web

  • Meg Fowlermegfowler @limeduck aphex twin videos scare the monkeybananas out of me. from web

  • Jim Kukraljimkukral “The future will depend on what we do in the present.” Mahatma Gandhi (1869–1948) from TweetDeck

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger If you think there’s a “right” way to use Twitter, and go around telling people they’re “wrong,” you’re a jackass. from web

  • Bill Austinwbaustin Why don’t pumpkins smoke? They’re on the patch. from web

  • MLDinaMLDina Several small children and their parents are about to be mauled by my shopping cart from txt

  • thinkgeekthinkgeek Why do we sponsor Thomas Jefferson HS robotics competition? B/c “Chuck Norris Can Make This Robot Run on Fear Alone” http://cli.gs/S3yt0q from twhirl

  • BenSparkBenSpark RT: @paulgiunta: Chuck Norris doesn’t #followfriday. Friday follows him. from TwitterFox

  • Lucretia M PruittGeekMommy OH @jenchicago – “better to blog for yourself and have no audience than to blog for your audience and have no self” #sobcon from web

  • faisal sultanfriskygeek I plan to contract as much wine flu tonight as possible. from Tweetie

  • CenterNetworkscenternetworks someone tried to mug me on the subway – i told the guy “you better stop now or im going to cough on you” from web

  • Mark BraunsteinMark_Braunstein I promised the wife i’d take her out to dinner for her birthday, but due to finances we’re going to KFC to lick other people’s fingers from web

  • Jim Kukraljimkukral Landed Portland Maine I do not have mask to avoid lobsterflu probably a mistake? from TwitterFon

  • nickthrolsonnickthrolson Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. from Ping.fm

  • David Friedmanironicsans I guess all those things that were going to happen when pigs fly can happen now that swine flew. from web

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” ~Doris M. Smith from web

  • ted murphytedmurphy I either have #swineflu or bad gas. I am not sure what is worse for national security. from web

  • CenterNetworkscenternetworks thanks to american idol for killing some of my favorite songs from web

  • Meg Fowlermegfowler billie jean is not my lover. from web

  • Danny Trinhdtrinh @garyvee I paid a kid 50 cents to fart on another kid when I was 7 … where does that put me? from web

  • Meg Fowlermegfowler If you can’t feed a hundred people, then feed just one. — Mother Teresa from web

  • Teresa Stentz Maserterriesm I want a pocket sized Jennifer Tilly. from txt

  • Kinsey Schofieldkinseys don’t know if I say it enough but I am so incredibly thankful for all that God has given me… except for my boobs. I need new ones. from mobile web

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger This 3-month cough of mine has me muttering “I’m your Huckleberry” to random people in the street – http://is.gd/8ZsG from web

  • Jessica Swansonshoestringing One good customer well taken care of could be more valuable than $10,000 worth of advertising. Jim Rohn from web

  • Pamela LundPamela_Lund Just had an amusing convo trying to inform my non-english speaking neighbor that his fly was down. He thought I was crazy for about 30 secs. from twhirl

  • krystylkrystyl oh looks like theyve created a ‘tanning pill’ which i am sure they will eventually say causes cancer http://is.gd/oeln from twhirl

  • Christopher KutcherformerlyCwalken She said I should talk more about my cat; that people like that sort of thing here. I didn’t know I still had a cat. Explains a few things. from web

  • Jennifer Rossjenn bah. “cisco fatty” is no “I KISS YOU”, Kids on the Interwebs will meme anything these days. When I was young, we used to meme uphill… from twhirl

  • Jason PhillipsGorillaSushi My house has special acoustics that allow me to hear the wife singing loudly upstairs but she can’t hear me laughing loudly down here. from TwitterFox

  • BTBT I am about to go tear the ass off a stack of pancakes with the munchkin at a Maple Syrup festival!! from TweetDeck

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger I haven’t been this drunk since grade school. #sxsw from Tweetie

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” ~Louis Berlioz from web

  • Brian Clarkcopyblogger Got home and couldn’t figure out if it was the dog or cat who puked on the floor. The dog just confessed with an encore. from web

  • Rael Dornfestrael The idea of waking up an hour earlier just to find out it is National Napping Day is cruel. from Tweetie

  • Christopher KutcherformerlyCwalken An escalator in Grand Central Station is out-of-service. I stood on it for a minute or two in the name of subtle irony. No-one else did. from web

  • Jimmy Fallonjimmyfallon A 10 year old kid just yelled “Lick it for ten” at me. Oh my god, what have I done? from Tweetie

  • Even Pac Man Would Like iBoo

    Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

    One of the cutest little gadgets I’ve gotten in my mailbox is the Speakal iBoo, a little speaker, shaped like a ghost and available in red, white or blue. The one they sent out was blue and has become device number two that my wife claimed as her own on sight.

    iBoo

    What’s in the box?
    It can be frustrating to find the right speaker system to match not only your needs, but also the connection requirements of the device providing the music. It’s worse when you upgrade from one iPod to the next just to find that the new one doesn’t fit in the speaker system you already own. A lot of systems that are geared towards iPods take this into consideration and so does the iBoo. It comes with a bunch of adapters to make any iPod fit. One difference here is that they provide a prying wedge to remove the attached iPod adapter and replace it with another one. It also comes with a kind of cap for when you don’t want any adapter.

    iBoo

    Also in the box is an audio cable, the power adapter, user manual, and a small remote control. The remote is a nice addition. Although not necessary, the remote could be handy when you place the iBoo on a shelf or otherwise not easily within reach. The remote also has more functions on it than the iBoo, itself, so it’s good to have even when the iBoo is right next to you.

    Appearances aren’t everything, but…
    Honestly, of the three colors they offer, blue would be my preference, but I also think any decent sound system should come in sleek black, silver or titanium. That’s just my opinion, and apparently, blue isn’t all that bad, either. Michelle took her new iBoo in to the office to replace her existing stereo speakers and it was, as I’m told, the talk of the office, briefly. Everyone loved it. It is pretty cute, and the design is sleek enough, even in blue. The most thoughtful aspect of the design is that it doesn’t really have any protruding buttons or controls. The play/pause and volume controls are easy to find if you’re looking and not too easy to see if you’re not looking. They’re part of the iBoo’s surface, so you just have to touch the right area on iBoo to control the audio in various ways. It’s not like some small controls sticking out of iBoo would make much of a difference, but it’s the little details that count, sometimes.

    iBoo iBoo
    iBoo iBoo

    (You can see all the photos here)

    How is it as a sound system?
    Something that I always fear with devices that are made to fit a theme like this is that they focus too much on making it look cute and not enough on making it sound good. Luckily, that’s not so here. Speakal offers up a system that looks cute and sounds good too. I already mentioned that it takes all the iPods as input but I also mentioned an included audio cable. That cable is for the auxiliary input so you can hook up a game system, stereo, television, etc. Where it failed was with my iPhone. When I plugged the iPhone in, it displayed a message on the screen indicating that the device wasn’t made to work with an iPhone. It’s not the first device that has been rejected by my iPhone and I’m sure it won’t be the last, but it’s worth noting. Michelle pointed out that you can’t grab it by the top (because of the touch sensitive controls) to turn it off, although that seems like a minor inconvenience.

    Conclusions
    iBoo is supposed to be cute, but I want one in black or titanium and I want it to work with my iPhone, but did prove itself as device that can easily please an office crowd and it sounds good. For the money (about $80), it’s a great way to free your music from your standard ear buds or replace larger speakers for more desk space. They also have iPanda and iPig, but I’m holding out for iNinja.

    A Week With The Tech Savvy 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid

    Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

    When I was asked to review one of the new 2010 Ford models, I thought I’d enjoy the opportunity, but never figured I’d love the car so much. Given the choice of which I’d like to drive around for a week, I chose the 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid because it was loaded up with options that make a techie like me drool just a bit.

    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid in Sedona

    First impressions
    I read up a little on the new Fusion before it was delivered to my office, so I was pretty excited when it showed up. I’ve gotten excited about other cars before, but this was the first time my excitement was based on the techie features the car boasted. On delivery, I was shown a few of the finer points like the multiple menus levels of the in-dash LCD display, satellite radio, and the stealthily quiet easy-start of the engine. In fact, I was told to be aware of anyone walking behind me before backing up because people often don’t hear the engine running. I was impressed with how quiet it ran and found myself backing up extra slow for the rest of the week just to be extra careful. I was also immediately impressed with the comfort in the driver’s seat. I also was a little shocked at the appearance. I’m used to sedans being a little average in the aesthetics department, but the Fusion they brought me looked pretty sharp from the front. I think the fog lights, while unnecessary, made this car look a little sportier.

    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid
    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Keyless Entry 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Cabin Lights

    (You can see all the photos here)

    Tons of features
    Most of what made the Fusion so appealing to me was the large array of features included in the model I had for the week. The feature I loved the most was the hybrid dash cluster that includes a standard needle spedometer, flanked by two bright and crisp LCD displays that include lots of useful information about the fuel economy, power and fuel remaining, etc. as well as the menus to control the display and other settings. When you open the car door to get in, the displays light up to welcome you with the Ford and Hybrid logos. As the car starts up, the LCDs animate, sliding the informational displays outward from the center. It’s really an elegant introduction to Ford’s geekier side. The techie touch continues through the menu system, which is a few levels deep, offering lots of settings and configuration options.

    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - LCD Dash

    The voice activated controls had me a little excited, as well. Without taking your hands off the wheel or your eyes off the road, you can press a single button on the steering wheel to initiate the voice activation. After it starts listening, a number of spoken commands can be issued to perform various tasks. This was incredibly useful when dialing a number. I just commanded “dial”, followed by the number, and “dial” again. Although I didn’t get to try out some other voice commands that the user’s manual documented, I did try to dial one of the contacts in my iPhone with no success using the “call” command. After trying a bunch of times, I moved on, but it was great to have an integrated hads-free solution with the included Mycrosoft SYNC technology. Pairing my iPhone with the Fusion was really simple and only took a minute. After the pairing, SYNC recognized my phone every time I got in the car and I was ready to make or receive calls without having to connect or configure anything each time.

    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Outer Entry Lights 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Backup Assist Camera
    2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Cup Holders 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid - Center Console

    A few of the other features were the familiar items that a lot of new cars offer these days like power seats and mirrors, remote keyless entry, satellite radio, auxiliary audio input and power door locks and windows, and then there were the one’s I wasn’t used to like the blind spot warning system, for example. While driving, if another automobile is in your blind spot, the sensors at the rear of the car will detect it and an indicator light will display on the side mirror of the side the other automobile was detected on. Another safety feature on my Fusion was the backup camera. Just above the license plate in the back end of the car is the backup camera. When in not in reverse, the rear view mirror just looks like a standard mirror, but when in reverse, the mirror displays video showing where you’re going, including guide lines for backing into a parking space. If that’s not enough, it will beep at a medium interval when you get close to something and if you’re getting too close, the beep frequency interval shortens.

    Some of the finer touches that I might not have even thought of to look for in a car were nice to come across throughout the week as I familiarized myself with the Fusion inside and out. I didn’t get a chance to try out the capless fuel system, but it seems like a good idea, especially if you often forget the gas cap you removed to fuel up or it just gets in the way. Also outside the car is the illuminated entry. This handy feature emits light from the bottoms of the side mirrors when the doors open. This is very handy when you’re getting out of the car at night and may not otherwise be aware of a puddle or uneven ground just outside your door. It can’t be that expensive to add to a car, and I think every make and model should include it. Ford also added some unexpected lighting to the interior. Inside the cup holders is a ring of ambient lighting in an array of selectable colors and that lighting continues throughout the whole floor of the car, which looks pretty cool at night. One feature that is starting to show up in more cars is individual climate controls, and the Fusion is no exception, offering individual control over passenger and driver heating and air with the ability to specify the exact temperature you or your passenger are looking for. Finally, a feature that I’m sure you’ll agree every geek’s car should have is electrical outlets. In the back of the center storage compartment is an electrical outlet with a cap to keep little kits from sticking things in it. It’s a great feature, but I would have liked to see one in the front, too. When Michelle and I drove to Detroit and back last summer, I often had my laptop open in the front passenger seat when she was driving. If we were in the Fusion during that trip, having to plug my laptop in the front would have been perfect.

    The driving experience
    The biggest part of the driving experience for me is comfort, and the importance of comfort is underlined on longer trips. I need to feel relaxed when I drive. The fusion’s power “eco-friendly cloth seating” felt like normal seating and they were about as comfortable as I would expect. After adjusting the seat until I was comfortable, I found the drive to be pretty smooth. Other than being able to finally hear the engine, I could barely tell when the car transitioned from electric to gas. It wasn’t until I returned this car that I realized how quiet is was. Granted, my Honda is five years old now, but it seemed like a loud ride after a week in the Fusion. This hybrid seemed to get up to speed without much delay, as well.

    Conclusions
    Starting at $27,270, the Fusion Hybrid I was driving made its way up to about $30,000 with all the added features and had great fuel economy. If you’re not looking for a hybrid, the Fusion starts around $19,000. The Fusion I was given was loaded up with features for that $3,000 or so additional, but there’s even more features you can add, like a touch screen stereo system with GPS navigation. If features are important and you have room in your budget for them, Ford seems to have just about any reasonable feature you could need in a new car. When the week came to an end I didn’t want to give the car back. Actively shopping for a car, a week in the Fusion convinced me to start seriously considering purchasing one, which I hadn’t even thought about before (sedans weren’t really on my list). Traveling a decent amount, I’ve driven many different newer cars and hadn’t meen as figuratively moved by any of them as much as I was with the geek-friendly Fusion. If you’re looking for a car, take one of these for a spin and ask to test drive one with some of these features so you can try them yourself before deciding. One step closer to the future, the 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid is bound to win over a lot of eco-conscious tech-loving drivers.

    WowWee’s FlyTech Bladestar Is Some High Speed Flying Fun

    Sunday, May 24th, 2009

    Have you ever flown a remote controlled helicopter? It can be tricky, but WowWee has a little R/C flyer that called the FlyTech Bladestar that can be controlled 100% by you or thrown on autopilot. They sent me one and I had a lot of fun with it worked hard to review it for you.

    WowWee FlyTech Blasestar

    Getting to know the flying machine
    In short, the Bladestar is a helicopter with two tails. It can be controlled with the remote controller or it can be set to autopilot where it will detect the ceiling, walls, and other objects and try to navigate away from them. It’s rechargeable and it’s made to be flown indoors. Intended for kids aged eight and up and adults like me who still think they’re a kid, it comes almost ready to go. You just have to attach the blades and read the included manual so you’ll know what you’re doing. It also comes with two extra propellers, two extra blades, a Dogfight accessory, and the user manual. The whole setup comes in a handy carrying case, too, so when you’re done playing, you can just put it all back the way you found it and store it easily.

    The body of the Bladestar has a few of it’s own features worth mentioning. It’s Styrofoam with very little plastic to keep the weight low. On one side is the internal LED to let you know it’s on, the on/off switch, and the charge socket. The other side includes sensors for the autopilot. After about 10-15 minutes of fun, you can charge it up by first unscrewing the black cap on the right side of the remote conrol to reveal the charging cable, plugging that cable into the Bladestar, and then switching the controller to “Charge”.

    WowWee FlyTech Blasestar WowWee FlyTech Blasestar
    WowWee FlyTech Blasestar WowWee FlyTech Blasestar

    (You can see all the photos here)

    Becoming an indoor pilot
    Before playing with something I have to control remotely, I like to read through the manual. This seemed even more important, here, given that it was hard to tell at a glance which end of the controller to point at the the Bladestar. The manual has all the information you need to know and only a little more than necessary. This toy is not intended for outdoor use, and they make that very clear a few times in the user manual. They also suggest using it in a large room with no ceiling fan and not a lot of extra stuff in the room. I have no room like that, so I tried it outside. I know… I’m such a rebel. After a couple minutes outside, I quickly learned why you need to be indoors. There was barely a breeze, and this light-weight toy headed West and out of the reach of the remote control. When you fly one of these, always do it inside. Having learned my lesson, I took it back inside to practice and to create the video below. Even with obstacles in a small room with curious cats, it wasn’t too hard to keep it airborne.

    Still, what comes up must come down and down it came a few times. Luckily, WowWee knows that we can’t all have a gymnasium or shopping mall to fly it in and that small rooms could result in some minor aerial accidents. To help us out, they included the two extra propellers and the extra pair of blades. Even with some accidents, though, I’ve thus far always found a missing propeller and the blades are still in pretty good shape. My only complaint is that the propellers seem to pop off pretty easily when they collide with an object. As I mentioned, I have (so far) always found a propeller that fell off, but it would be cool if it was less frequent. After a while, keeping the Bladestar under control becomes easier and things like the lifespan of a blade, the number of extra propellers, and cats become less of a worry.

    The autopilot and dogfight modes are nice additions to the standard remote controlled helicopter that I haven’t seen elsewhere. I haven’t had a chance to get in a dogfight yet, but the autopilot I tried a few times. I only tried it a few times because it’s just a lot more fun to control it yourself and I needed the practice. Autopilot would be great for younger kids who might not have as much luck with the controls but still want to see it fly.

    Win An EcoSol Powerstick By Tweeting

    Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

    I get a lot of products in the mail to review and they’re piling up on my coffee table, so I need to find somewhere to put all this stuff. Why not give it away?

    I like a lot of the stuff I get to review, but I can’t keep it all, so I’m going to pick some items to give away every week. This week, I’m giving away a great product I reviewed a couple months ago, the Ecosol Powerstick. It’s a good way to power up devices while on the go and it’s ultra portable. Read the review for photos and more detail about it.

    How to win
    This contest is way too simple. Just follow me on Twitter and mention @joetech and http://lnk.gd/24 on Twitter to enter. Tweet up to once per day until next Sunday morning

    That’s it? Yeah. That’s it. Just one little tweet could do it. If you want a bonus entry (and only once for the whole week, please, choose one of the following and tweet it:

    @HeatherinBC is a social media pro.
    Great interviews, @MurrayNewlands
    @BenSpark takes some awesome photos

    Pick one and tweet it before Sunday, May 31 and you’ll have an extra entry. I’ll randomly pick a tweeter next Sunday and DM that winner for prize delivery arrangements.